A Lack of Money, A Lack of Boots

These may be a very nice pair of football boots but for £249.99 I would hope they gave me abilities to play in the Premiership! Maybe it's because they give so many free boots away to the professionals they need to rinse the general publics all ready sapped wallets.

Even if you do have money to throw around without a care, it's still difficult to justify spending this amount of money, when, it's more than likely they will get ruined playing at a low standard, or even worse, someone sneaking them right off your feet. Feet that are supposedly so superior and blessed they can be wrapped in these colourful, yet  easily disposable leather boots.

Although ending on a rather contradictory note. I would happily buy a pair of these 'elite,' foot-balling machines. If you have a strong enough imagination, it's easy to believe you will play a better game with more expensive boots. Even if they don't give you superpowers, it's always nice to drift off into false hope because it gives you belief in yourself one way or the other. If anyone asks why I have gone against the general slating at the start of this piece, the response given will be: "Yes my feet are blessed and superior, did you not see the article?"